The Best of Craigs List

If you haven't heard of the best of Craig's List I highly recommend for laughter value you check it out. I was curious and clicked on the link not knowing what it was....and ad after weird and hilarious ad came to my amused perusal.
But this one takes the cake. These are not categorized, some are graphic, some are just plain strange.
This one has to be the WEIRDEST ad I have EVER seen on Craig's List....possibly anywhere definitely beating the weirdness factor I posted earlier for posting Glass Frit and selling it with Haiku.
For you viewing pleasure
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/876586707.html
I do warn you this is a want ad for a specific enjoyment.